TEXAS
Phoenix New Times

By Matthew HendleyFri., Apr. 27 2012

If Warren Jeffs — pedophile/leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints — had any marbles left when he was sent to prison, he just lost the rest of them.

Jeffs, who’s in prison for sexually assaulting two underage “brides,” wrote a petition to the Texas Court of Criminal Appeals — allegedly co-authored by “Lord Jesus Christ” — saying it’s time for Jeffs to be released.

According to “Jesus Christ,” he’s going to be really pissed if Jeffs doesn’t get out of prison “soon.”