UNITED STATES
Minnesota SNAP
By Vinnie Nauheimer
There once was a bishop named Dolan,
Whose gift of gab kept his train rollin.
Then one day he fell down flat
When we discovered a rat.
Justice for victims, he had stolen.
So let’s sing another verse worse than the other verse
And dazzle me with your collar.
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