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Waiting for Godot to Leave

You know, the sex scandal was typical. I don’t mean that priests typically molest kids and bishops typically let them get away with it. What I mean is, the way the Church handled the sex scandal is the way they handle everything.

For example: below are all things I can vouch for in my twelve short years as a Catholic, though the names have been changed to protect the guilty – if any names are used. Some of these events I was involved in; others happened to friends.

* A teacher at a Catholic grade school handles a situation very poorly in class. Mom and Dad complain to the principal. The principal responds by circling the wagons, threatening the parents, and bullying them behind closed doors. The parents complain to the pastor. The pastor responds, “I have full confidence in Principal Raw-Knuckle….