UNITED STATES
Waiting for Godot to Leave
Kevin O’Brien
The New Testament contains two Epistles by St. Peter. A third one was recently discovered, but some are doubting its authenticity. It appears to have been written during Jesus active ministry …
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Peter, Apostle of Jesus Christ, to the Other Eleven and to Various Disciples.
May God bless you all. I give thanks always and everywhere for the hard work you are doing in spreading what Jesus is calling the “gospel message”.
Which, of course, needs some refining.
I took Jesus aside the other day for an “ad hoc meeting” and tried to talk some sense into him. He keeps insisting on this whole “cross” thing and claiming that he’s going to suffer. “God forbid!” I told him. After all, we can’t have that – it would be bad for the organization and we have to protect our branding.
Some of you have been asking how he responded to me. Not well, really. “Get thee behind me, Satan!” was a bit of an over-reaction, as far as I’m concerned. He keeps saying that’s the “hour” for which he was sent. Totally beyond me.
Meanwhile, we’re forming a Doctrine Committee to deal with things. Oh, and there’s a Fish Fry on Friday next week, though we clearly don’t have enough at this point to feed the multitude. The Fall Festival is taking volunteers and Scrip is available in the Gathering Area.
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