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By Evan Hurst – December 11, 2015
Every Sunday around the great US and A, churches pass the collection plates, so they can use the money to buy food and clothes for poor kids, and send Bibles to China, and so their priests can have “drug-fueled sex romps” in the dungeon with Keith. Because Catholic priests need somebody to help them wind down after a hard day of priesting, and it helps if that somebody is named Keith, has big muscles, and forces everybody to drink his pee:
A Catholic priest swiped collection-plate donations to pay for drug-fueled sex romps with a heavily muscled S&M “master,” a new lawsuit charges.
Parishioners claim the Rev. Peter Miqueli has stolen at least $1 million since 2003 […]
Their suit alleges he used the money to act out unholy fantasies as a sexual “slave,” blowing $1,000 at a time on bondage-and-discipline sessions where a “homosexual sex ‘master’ ” — identified in court papers as Keith Crist — “would force Father Miqueli to drink Keith Crist’s urine.”
That’s SO Keith. But it’s even better than that, because the suit says Miqueli used the money to pay $1075.50 per month for a little place in the city, and $264,000 in cash for a little place in New Jersey, and Keith lived at both of those places, and all he had to do was pee all over Rev. Miqueli’s face on a regular basis.
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